Thursday, 1 May 2014

Thursday randomness

On Thursday we get a little random just for fun. This Thursday we have decided to put together some random and interesting facts and to throw in a couple of jokes for good measure.
Life doesn't always have to be serious. Make time to laugh and to learn......

-It's impossible to lick your elbow (you've just tried haven't you?)

-A shrimp's heart is in it's head

-In a study of over 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried it's head in the sand.

-it's physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

-like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

-A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

-Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

-Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

-The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
-There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

-"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

-Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

-Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

-There is a city called Rome on every continent.

-A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

-Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head"

-"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.




We hope you have enjoyed these random facts. Now to leave you with a few jokes.......

Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to
catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd
brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his
wife.
"I've left the tickets on it."


A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of
the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,
looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to
the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing? “The
farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize. “How?" asks the man,
puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out
standing in their field."







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